Revelation 15
From Stinque Zombie Bible
15:1 And I saw another comet streak across the firmament, great and marvelous, heralding the end of the outbreak of which so much has been written, and then appeared on high seven government operatives having with them the seven vials of Solanum Serotype Delta; and in them is filled up the wrath of the kindred undead.
15:2 And I saw as it were a sea of glass mingled with fire: and them that had gotten the victory over the zombie, and over his hand, and over his slavering jaws, and over the horde of his reanimated kind, stand on the sea of glass, having the pearl-handled Colt .45 of the Lord, and verily they sayeth, "Groovy."
15:3 And they swing the chainsaw of the servant of God, and they kick ass for the Lord, saying, Lo! Great and marvellous are Thy works, O Lord God Zombie-killer Almighty; straight and true flyest thy bullets, swift swingest thine hatchet and thine machete and thine crowbar and thine claw-hammer, Thou exterminator of zombie-kind. Praise be unto Thee, Jehovah, Zombie-cleaver, Yahweh of the keenest sickle. Mighty and impenetrable be Thy barricaded fortress, even before the swarm of zombie-kind. Amen.
15:4 Who, living or undead, shall not fear Thee, O Lord, and glorify Thy zombie-slaying prowess? for Thou only art most exalted, zombie among zombies, devourer of the undead devourer: for Thou hast risen on the third day, and Thine second coming is like unto the Gospel of Chuck, wherein Thy servant Chuck Norris hast decapitated the multitude of revenant Viet Cong and lain their severed commie heads before Thee; for Thy judgments are made with Thy handy ice pick, verily unto the cranium of the undead, Yea! verily, even with a sharpened stick upon which Thou impalest the head of The Ghoul.
15:5 And after that I looked, and, behold, Biohazard Lab 13-B of the Center for Disease Control of the principality of Atlanta in the sovereign State of Georgia was quite heavily fortified against a great host of rotting zombies, spawned in most perverse mockery of His own undead Image:
15:6 And the seven CDC operatives departed from out of their hermetically sealed refuge, having the seven vials of Solanum serotype, which is like unto Thine own transubstantiated zombie flesh, O Lord, bane of all zombie-kind. And clothed in pure and white lab coats with germicidal gauze masks, and having their breasts girded with PVC girdles were Thine chosen agents of zombie extermination, instruments of Thine divine retribution upon the heads of the profane walking dead.
15:7 For one of the four victims of Patient Zero rendered unto Thine seven agents seven blessed vials full of the wrath of zombie-kind unto the servants of the Lord, who annihilateth the zombie and his kind for ever and ever. Amen.
15:8 And Lo! for forty days and forty nights the CDC regional office in Atlanta, Georgia was shrouded in smoke from the burning of the multitudes of the zombie corpses, offered up as a burnt offering before the glory of God, the One True Zombie, and to his gleaming machete; and no man was able to enter into the lab, which is a code-red restricted access area, and the seven plagues of the seven agents of the seven vials were visited upon the zombie horde.