From Stinque Zombie Bible
9:1 I will praise thee, O LORD, with my whole heart; I will shew forth all thy marvellous works.
9:2 I will be glad and rejoice in thee: I will sing praise to thy name, O thou most High.
9:3 When mine enemies are turned back, they shall fall and perish at thy presence, for thou hast double-barreled shotguns, and thou knowest how to use them.
9:4 For thou hast maintained my right and my cause; thou satest in the throne, camping zombies with your holy sniper rifle.
9:5 Thou hast rebuked the heathen, thou hast destroyed the wicked, thou hast set the damned on fire so that they might fall to pieces.
9:6 O thou enemy, destructions are come to a perpetual end: and thou hast destroyed cities; their memorial is perished with them.
9:7 But the LORD shall endure for ever: he hath prepared his throne for judgment.
9:8 And he shall judge the world in righteousness, he shall minister judgment to the people in uprightness.
9:9 The LORD also will be a refuge for the oppressed, a refuge in times of trouble.
9:10 And they that know thy name will put their trust in thee: for thou, LORD, hast not forsaken them that seek thee.
9:11 Sing praises to the LORD, which dwelleth in Zion: declare among the people his doings.
9:12 When he maketh inquisition for blood, he remembereth them: he forgetteth not the cry of the humble.
9:13 Have mercy upon me, O LORD; consider my trouble which I suffer of them that hate me, thou that liftest me up from the gates of death:
9:14 That I may shew forth a rain of lead from the gates of the daughter of Zion: I will rejoice in thy salvation.
9:15 The heathen are sunk down in the punji pit that we made: in the net which we hid is their own foot taken.
9:16 The LORD is known by the judgment which he executeth: the wicked is snared in the work of his own hands. And if that doesn't work, I've got some clips left. Higgaion. Selah.
9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God; and since we're being attacked by zombies, I'd say that probably includes all of them.
9:18 For the needy shall not alway be forgotten: the expectation of the poor shall not perish for ever, for they will likely be eaten first, and thus join the damned in their quest for brains.
9:19 Arise, O LORD; let not the unholy prevail: let the heathen be judged in thy sight.
9:20 Put them in fear, O LORD: that the nations may know themselves to be but men. Selah.