Psalms 1

From Stinque Zombie Bible

1:1 Blessed is the man that shuffleth not in the gait of the zombies, nor standeth and stareth at nothing in the way of zombies, nor eateth the brains of the scornful.

1:2 But his delight is in the law of the ZOMBIE; and in his law doth he slowly walketh and eat flesh day and night.

1:3 And he shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water, that bringeth forth his fruit in his season; his leaf also shall not wither; and whatsoever he doeth shall prosper.

1:4 The zombies are not so: but are like the chaff which the shotgun bloweth away.

1:5 Therefore the zombies shall not stand in the judgment, nor sinners in the congregation of the righteous.

1:6 For the LORD knoweth the way of the righteous: but the way of the zombies shall perish.