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Bring out your Undead!

Welcome, Pilgrims! You've arrived at the promised land of the Stinque Zombie Bible, an open-source collaborative project. If, like us, you've thought the Good News would be even better with zombies, here's your opportunity to add some.

If you're ready to start zombifying the King James Bible, dive in! The handy menu at right shows all the books in the system (split into chapters), and you should be able to find your way around from there.

You'll need to register for a WikiZombie account (upper right) and confirm the email message you receive before you can edit pages. Each book is broken into separate chapters for your mortifying pleasure.

Overwhelmed? Don't know where to start? Plenty of Psalms and Proverbs to snack on.

Zombie Bible Highlights

Need some editing inspiration? Here are some examples...

Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God made the heaven and the earth and the Zombies sprang forth from the roiling foam of creation, barking in uncontrollable rage, hungry for human flesh to eat and pestork, giving pause to our Lord who shat himself and uttered 'Oh, fuck' amidst the primordial celestial gloom.

Judges 5:6 In the days of Shamgar the son of Anath, in the days of Jael, the highways were unoccupied, and the travellers walked through byways, whereas the zombies sped through using EZPass.

Job 2:2 And the LORD said unto Satan, "Where the HELL did you come from? ha ha ha, that joke never gets old. Two drink minimum."

Psalms 1:1 Blessed is the man that shuffleth not in the gait of the zombies, nor standeth and stareth at nothing in the way of zombies, nor eateth the brains of the scornful.

Matthew 5:5 Blessed are the meek: for their brains shall be eaten first.

John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he made His Son a zombie, and whoever is bitten by the Son shall also become zombie and be undead everlasting.

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